I showed him my bush... on skype.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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