i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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