normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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