Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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