Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You're a disaster
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