The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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