So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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