I am puke
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
