I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
