She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Randomize
