i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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