Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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