you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i think im in europe. pls send help
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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