If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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