problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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