covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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