This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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