Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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