Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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