i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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