When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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