Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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