i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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