Your tits are I can't wait for
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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