Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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