she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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