Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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