I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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