So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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