You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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