im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Btw I puked in your glovebox
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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