I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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