did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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