i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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