walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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