One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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