so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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