I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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