Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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