Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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