you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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