just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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