Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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