with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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