We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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