Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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