week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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