I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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