i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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