Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
People with herpes should wear stickers.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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