I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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